INDIAN HELL

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He was told, "
First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day "
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries...
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell...

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, " What do they do here ?" He was told, " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."

" But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here ?" asked the man.

" Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,,-- someone has stolen all the nails from the bed-- and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen !!

Child Vs Cobra

Salaries ......Just have a look at this

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times) (All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES..

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......

And this is the present condition of our country:





855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have.............
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL REAL CITIZENS OF INDIA ..
but,
STILL Proud to be INDIAN



I know hitting a delete button is easier.......bt.......try 2 press fwd button 2 make people aware of it!

A Mysterious Tree in India

10 Little Things you can do for the Environment

1. Use a glass when brushing your teeth. Every year, billions of liters of fresh water is wasted by simply not using a glass when brushing your teeth.

2. Don’t use straws. They say the straw is the most stupid invention. They are unnecessary and only add to our waste problem.

3. Say NO to plastics when shopping. Bring your own reusable bags when doing your grocery, or when buying single items like books or cd’s, a plastic bag, or even a paper bag is unnecessary.

4. Turn off the lights. When there is ample daylight or when no one is in the room. You not only save on electricity, you also lower temperature as light gives off heat.

5. Walk. Take the stairs. Or car pool or take public transportation. You not only lower your carbon gas emissions, you are also doing your heart good when you walk regularly.

6. Unplug cell phone chargers after use. As well as all unused electronic appliances. Some appliances use more electricity even when not in use. Microwave oven with timers uses more electricity on stand by mode the entire day than when you cook dinner with it.

7. Use both sides of the paper. And make sure to recycle it after. You not only lessen your wastes but you also help stop the unnecessary cutting of more trees.

8. Turn off shower when soaping. And make sure to avoid long and frequent showers. Showering three times a day not only uses precious fresh water, but also creates more waste water that goes into our rivers and lakes. It dries your skin too.

9. Never burn anything. Burned resources are lost forever. Burning also releases harmful substances into the atmosphere. Reduce and reuse always. Compost and recycle what you can.

10. Tell your friends about this. Spread the word, and together we can make a difference.

சனி

சனிபெயர்ச்சிக்கு முன் சனியைப்பற்றி தெரிந்து கொள்ள வேண்டியவை.
Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second largest.

orbit: 1,429,400,000 km (9.54 AU) from Sun

diameter: 120,536 km (equatorial)

mass: 5.68e26 kg

In Roman mythology, Saturn is the god of agriculture. The associated Greek god, Cronus, was the son of Uranus and Gaia and the father of Zeus (Jupiter). Saturn is the root of the English word "Saturday" (see Appendix 5).

Saturn has been known since prehistoric times. Galileo was the first to observe it with a telescope in 1610; he noted its odd appearance but was confused by it. Early observations of Saturn were complicated by the fact that the Earth passes through the plane of Saturn's rings every few years as Saturn moves in its orbit. A low resolution image of Saturn therefore changes drastically. It was not until 1659 that Christiaan Huygens correctly inferred the geometry of the rings. Saturn's rings remained unique in the known solar system until 1977 when very faint rings were discovered around Uranus (and shortly thereafter around Jupiter and Neptune).

Saturn was first visited by NASA's Pioneer 11 in 1979 and later by Voyager 1 and Voyager 2. Cassini (a joint NASA / ESA project) arrived on July 1, 2004 and will orbit Saturn for at least four years.

Saturn is visibly flattened (oblate) when viewed through a small telescope; its equatorial and polar diameters vary by almost 10% (120,536 km vs. 108,728 km). This is the result of its rapid rotation and fluid state. The other gas planets are also oblate, but not so much so.
Saturn is the least dense of the planets; its specific gravity (0.7) is less than that of water.
Like Jupiter, Saturn is about 75% hydrogen and 25% helium with traces of water, methane, ammonia and "rock", similar to the composition of the primordial Solar Nebula from which the solar system was formed.

Saturn's interior is similar to Jupiter's consisting of a rocky core, a liquid metallic hydrogen layer and a molecular hydrogen layer. Traces of various ices are also present.
Saturn's interior is hot (12000 K at the core) and Saturn radiates more energy into space than it receives from the Sun. Most of the extra energy is generated by the Kelvin-Helmholtz mechanism as in Jupiter. But this may not be sufficient to explain Saturn's luminosity; some additional mechanism may be at work, perhaps the "raining out" of helium deep in Saturn's interior.

The bands so prominent on Jupiter are much fainter on Saturn. They are also much wider near the equator. Details in the cloud tops are invisible from Earth so it was not until the Voyager encounters that any detail of Saturn's atmospheric circulation could be studied. Saturn also exhibits long-lived ovals (red spot at center of image at right) and other features common on Jupiter. In 1990, HST observed an enormous white cloud near Saturn's equator which was not present during the Voyager encounters; in 1994 another, smaller storm was observed (left).

Two prominent rings (A and B) and one faint ring (C) can be seen from the Earth. The gap between the A and B rings is known as the Cassini division. The much fainter gap in the outer part of the A ring is known as the Encke Division (but this is somewhat of a misnomer since it was very likely never seen by Encke). The Voyager pictures show four additional faint rings. Saturn's rings, unlike the rings of the other planets, are very bright (albedo 0.2 - 0.6).

Though they look continuous from the Earth, the rings are actually composed of innumerable small particles each in an independent orbit. They range in size from a centimeter or so to several meters. A few kilometer-sized objects are also likely.

Saturn's rings are extraordinarily thin: though they're 250,000 km or more in diameter they're less than one kilometer thick. Despite their impressive appearance, there's really very little material in the rings -- if the rings were compressed into a single body it would be no more than 100 km across.

The ring particles seem to be composed primarily of water ice, but they may also include rocky particles with icy coatings.

Voyager confirmed the existence of puzzling radial inhomogeneities in the rings called "spokes" which were first reported by amateur astronomers (left). Their nature remains a mystery, but may have something to do with Saturn's magnetic field.

Saturn's outermost ring, the F-ring, is a complex structure made up of several smaller rings along which "knots" are visible. Scientists speculate that the knots may be clumps of ring material, or mini moons. The strange braided appearance visible in the Voyager 1 images (right) is not seen in the Voyager 2 images perhaps because Voyager 2 imaged regions where the component rings are roughly parallel. They are prominent in the Cassini images which also show some as yet unexplained wispy spiral structures.

There are complex tidal resonances between some of Saturn's moons and the ring system: some of the moons, the so-called "shepherding satellites" (i.e. Atlas, Prometheus and Pandora) are clearly important in keeping the rings in place; Mimas seems to be responsible for the paucity of material in the Cassini division, which seems to be similar to the Kirkwood gaps in the asteroid belt; Pan is located inside the Encke Division and S/2005 S1 is in the center of the Keeler Gap. The whole system is very complex and as yet poorly understood.

The origin of the rings of Saturn (and the other jovian planets) is unknown. Though they may have had rings since their formation, the ring systems are not stable and must be regenerated by ongoing processes, perhaps the breakup of larger satellites. The current set of rings may be only a few hundred million years old.

Like the other jovian planets, Saturn has a significant magnetic field. When it is in the nighttime sky, Saturn is easily visible to the unaided eye. Though it is not nearly as bright as Jupiter, it is easy to identify as a planet because it doesn't "twinkle" like the stars do. The rings and the larger satellites are visible with a small astronomical telescope. There are several Web sites that show the current position of Saturn (and the other planets) in the sky. More detailed and customized charts can be created with a planetarium program.

Saturn's Satellites Saturn has 34 named satellites:
Of those moons for which rotation rates are known, all but Phoebe and Hyperion rotate synchronously.

The three pairs Mimas-Tethys, Enceladus-Dione and Titan-Hyperion interact gravitationally in such a way as to maintain stable relationships between their orbits: the period of Mimas' orbit is exactly half that of Tethys, they are thus said to be in a 1:2 resonance; Enceladus-Dione are also 1:2; Titan-Hyperion are in a 3:4 resonance.

See http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/~sheppard/satellites/ for the latest about recently discovered moons.

See http://spaceflightnow.com/cassini/040816newmoons.html for info about two discovered in 2004 by Cassini.

Satellite Distance Radius Mass

(000 km) (km) (kg) Discoverer Date
------------ ----------------------- ------------- --------------- ---------------- -------
Pan 134 10 ? Showalter 1990
Atlas 138 14 ? Terrile 1980
Prometheus 139 46 2.70e17 Collins 1980
Pandora 142 46 2.20e17 Collins 1980
Epimetheus 151 57 5.60e17 Walker 1980
Janus 151 89 2.01e18 Dollfus 1966
Mimas 186 196 3.80e19 Herschel 1789
Enceladus 238 260 8.40e19 Herschel 1789
Tethys 295 530 7.55e20 Cassini 1684
Telesto 295 15 ? Reitsema 1980
Calypso 295 13 ? Pascu 1980
Dione 377 560 1.05e21 Cassini 1684
Helene 377 16 ? Laques 1980
Rhea 527 765 2.49e21 Cassini 1672
Titan 1222 2575 1.35e23 Huygens 1655
Hyperion 1481 143 1.77e19 Bond 1848
Iapetus 3561 730 1.88e21 Cassini 1671
Phoebe 12952 110 4.00e18 Pickering 1898

Saturn's Rings

Radius Radius approx. approx. approx.

Name inner outer width position mass (kg)
-------------- ---------------- ------------- ----------------------- ---------------- ----------------

D-Ring 67,000 74,500 7,500 (ring)
Guerin Division

C-Ring 74,500 92,000 17,500 (ring) 1.1e18
Maxwell Division 87,500 88,000 500 (divide)
B-Ring 92,000 117,500 25,500 (ring) 2.8e19
Cassini Division 115,800 120,600 4,800 (divide)
Huygens Gap 117,680 (n/a) 285-440 (subdiv)
A-Ring 122,200 136,800 14,600 (ring) 6.2e18
Encke Minima 126,430 129,940 3,500 29%-53%
Encke Division 133,410 133,740
Keeler Gap 136,510 136,550
F-Ring 140,210 30-500 (ring)
G-Ring 165,800 173,800 8,000 (ring) 1e7?
E-Ring 180,000 480,000 300,000 (ring)

Notes:
* distance is kilometers from Saturn's center
* the "Encke Minima" is a slang term used by amateur astronomers, not an official IAU designation
This categorization is actually somewhat misleading as the density of particles varies in a complex way not indicated by a division into neat regions: there are variations within the rings; the gaps are not entirely empty; the rings are not perfectly circular.

Do You Know...How These Names Came About?!

Adobe-
Came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock.




Apache-
It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA's httpd daemon. The result was 'A PAtCHy' server -- thus, the name Apache.


Jakarta (project from Apache) -
A project constituted by SUN and Apache to create a webserver handling servlets and JSPs. Jakarta was name of the Conference Room at SUN where most of the meetings between SUN and Apache took place.




Tomcat-
The servlet part of the Jakarta project. Tomcat was the code-name for the JSDK 2.1 project inside SUN.

Apple Computers -
Favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 o'clock.


C-
Dennis Ritchie improved on the B programming language and called it 'New B'. He later called it C. Earlier B was created by Ken Thompson as a revision of the Bon programming language (named after his wife Bonnie) C++- Bjarne Stroustrup called his new language 'C with Classes' and then 'new C'. Because of which the original C began to be called 'old C' which was considered insulting to the C community. At this time Rick Mascitti suggested the name C++ as a successor to C.

CISCO-
Its not an acronymn but the short for San Francisco.


Compaq-
Using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object.

Corel -
From the founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearch Laboratory.


GNU-
A species of African antelope. Founder of the GNU project Richard Stallman liked the name because of the humour associated with its pronuniciation and was also influenced by the children's song 'The Gnu Song' which is a song sung by a gnu. Also it fitted into the recursive acronym culture with 'GNU's Not Unix'.

Google-
The name started as a jokey boast about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders - Stanford grad students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google' !

HCL-
Hindustan Computers Ltd. started by Shiv Nadar.

Hotmail -
Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casing.
HP-
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.



Intel-
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.


Java-
Originally called Oak by creator James Gosling, from the tree that stood outside his window, the programming team had to look for a substitute as there was another language with the same name. Java was selected from a list of suggestions. It came from the name of the coffee that the programmers drank.

LG-
Combination of two popular Korean brands Lucky and Goldstar.



Linux-
Linus Torvalds originally used the Minix OS on his system which he replaced by his OS. Hence the working name was Linux (Linus' Minix). He thought the name to be too egotistical and planned to name it Freax (free + freak + x). His friend Ari Lemmke encouraged Linus to upload it to a network so it could be easily downloaded. Ari gave Linus a directory called linux on his FTP server, as he did not like the name Freax. (Linus' parents named him after two-time Nobel Prize winner Linus Pauling).

Lotus(Notes)-
Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.


Microsoft-
Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.

Motorola-
Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.

Mozilla-
When Marc Andreesen, founder of Netscape, created a broswer to replace Mosaic (also developed by him), it was named Mozilla (Mosaic-Killer, Godzilla). The marketing guys didn't like the name however and it was re-christened Netscape Navigator.


ORACLE-
Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle(the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they kept the same name for the company.

RedHat-
Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone !

SAP-
"Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formed by 4 ex-IBM employees who used to work in the 'Systems/Applications/Projects' group of IBM.

SCO (UNIX)-

From Santa Cruz Operation. The company's office was in Santa Cruz.

Sony-
From the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

SUN-

Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer; Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it, and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer.

UNIX-
When Bell Labs pulled out of MULTICS (MULTiplexed Information and Computing System), which was originally a joint Bell/GE/MIT project, Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie of Bell Labs wrote a simpler version of the OS. They needed the OS to run the game Space War which was compiled under MULTICS. It was called UNICS - UNIplexed operating and Computing System by Brian Kernighan. It was later shortened to UNIX.

Xerox-
The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his product trying to say dry' (as it was dry copying, markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying). The Greek root `Xer' means dry.

Yahoo!-
The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels'. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

3M-
Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company started off by mining the material corundum used to make sandpaper.

The Carpenter's House

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire.
He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family.
He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by. The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor.
The carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end his career.When the carpenter finished his work and the builder came to inspect the house, the contractor handed the front-door key to the carpenter.
"This is your house," he said, "my gift to you."What a shock! What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently. Now he had to live in the home he had built none too well.
So it is with us.
We build our lives in a distracted way, reacting rather than acting, willing to put up less than the best. At important points we do not give the job our best effort. Then with a shock we look at the situation we have created and find that we are now living in the house we have built. If we had realized that we would have done it differently.
Think of yourself as the carpenter.
Think about your house.
Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall. Build wisely.
It is the only life you will ever build. Even if you live it for only one day more, that day deserves to be lived graciously and with dignity.
The plaque on the wall says, "Life is a do-it-yourself project." Your life tomorrow will be the result of your attitudes and the choices you make today.

Echo's and Reflections

A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly, the son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
To his surprise, he hears a voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"
He receives an answer: "Who are you?"

Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"
He receives the answer: "Coward!"

He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"
The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."
And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"
The voice answers: "I admire you!"

Again the young man screams: "You are a champion!"
The voice answers: "You are a champion!"

The boy is surprised, but still does not understand.

Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, and it really is an imitation of LIFE. It gives you back everything you say or do. Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.

If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.
If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.
This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life; life will give back to you everything you have given to it."

YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!

Human Relationship - A story to share . . .

Sometimes we spend time asking who is responsible or who to blame, whether in a relationship,
in a job or with the people we know. We miss out some warmth in human relationship to give each
other support. Treasure what you have.
Just a little story for you . . .

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy
was the apple of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for work so he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.

The boy playfully went to the medicine bottle and, fascinated with its color, drank it all. It happened
to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child showed signs of poisoning the mother took him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just four words.

QUESTIONS:
1. What were the four words ?
2. What is the implication of this story ?
Check with the answers only after you have tried to come up with your own.
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ANSWER:
1. The husband just said "I Love You Darling” . . .
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is proactive behavior. He is indeed a genius in human relationships.

2. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.

That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must understand her a lot and love her with all your heart. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears & you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think."

The Easy & The Difficult..

Easy is to get a place is someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others.
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking.
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound..

Easy is to forgive others.
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them..

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream..

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity..

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side..

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up..

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value..

Easy is to pray every night.
Difficult is to find god in small things..

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise..

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day..

Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself..

Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them..

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action..

Easy is to think bad of others.
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt..

Easy is to receive.
Difficult is to give.

Easy to read this.
Difficult to follow.

Easy is keep the friendship with words.
Difficult is to keep it with meanings . . .

கத சொல்றேன்...

ஒரு இன்ஸூரன்சு ஏஜண்டு ஜோசியகாரங்கிட்ட ஜாதகம் பாக்க போனான், அவரு உனக்கு சாவு நெருங்கிகிட்டிருக்கு எங்கேயும் வெளியே கிளிய போவாதப்பான்னு சொன்னாரு.

அவனும் சாவுக்கு பயந்துட்டு வீட்டுக்குள்ளயே மொடங்கி கெடந்தான். அடடா இந்த வருச டார்கெட்ட முடிக்க முடியாமயே செத்துவனேன்னு பொலம்பிகிட்டே இருந்தான்.

ஒரு நாள் எமதர்மனோட கிங்கரன் அவன் வீட்டுக்குள்ளயே வந்தான்..

இவன் ரொம்ப பயந்து மூஞ்சியெல்லாம் வெளிறிப்போயி நடுங்கிட்டே.. "தயவுசெஞ்சு என்ன கொன்னுடாதீங்க நானு நெறையா சாதிக்கவேண்டியிருக்கு"ன்னான்.
அதுக்கு கிங்கிரன் சிரிச்சிகிட்டே... "அப்பா! உனக்கு சாவு கிடையாது, நீ தாராளமா வெளியில போயி உன்னோட வேலைகள செய்யி"ன்னு சொன்னான்.

இப்போதா அவனுக்கு நம்பிக்கையே வந்து கிங்கிரனுக்கு நன்றி சொல்லீட்டு, தெகிரியமா வெளிய போனான். கொஞ்ச நேரத்தில எதுத்தாப்பல வந்த லாரி, அவமேல மோதிட்டுது... செத்துப்போயிட்டான்.

அப்போ அவனோட உசுர கொண்டுபோகறதுக்கு அதே கிங்கரன் வந்தான், "வாப்பா எமலோகத்துக்கு போகலாம்"ன்னு சொன்னான்.
உடனே செத்தவனோட உசுரு கேட்டுச்சு "நீ சொன்னத நம்பித்தான நா வெளியில வந்தேன். இப்போ பாரு நான் செத்து போயிட்டேன்"னுச்சு.

அதுக்கு கிங்கரன் சொன்னான் "இதப்பாரு உன்ன மாதிரிதான் நாங்களும் இந்த மாச டார்கெட்ட முடிக்கிறதுக்கு ஒரு உசுருதா தேவப்பட்டுது, சாவுக்கு பயந்தவனத்தா புடிக்கணும்னு எமனோட கட்டள அதனால தான் இப்படி சொல்ல வேண்டியதாப்போச்சு, என்னோட டார்கெட்ட அச்சீவ் பண்ணீட்டேன், வா போகலாம்னு" கூட்டிடு போயிட்டான்.

அதனால சாவு எப்டி வேணா வரும், அதுக்கு பயந்துகிட்டு மொடங்கி கெடக்காம.. போயி வேலயப்பாருங்கப்பு...

Rajini's MBA !

We all know that Rajini is the ultimate superstar and there is really none to match his style and charisma!
Did you also know that our superstar is actually a management genius ???
Move over Kotler , Potter and Drucker because our superstar is here !

Rajni ' s Dialogue (16 vayathinile )
" Ithu eppadi iruku"
Management Mantra:
Getting the opinion of the downline is very important for any top management. This makes an organisation very democratic"
Special Thanks to Mr. Ram Kumar ( Producer )

Rajni ' s punch line (Dharmathin Thalaivan)
" Nan thatti kaetpaen, aana, kotti kudupaen"
Management Mantra:
The top management can demand and at the same time reward probably through incentives and ESOPs

Rajni ' s Punch line ( in Arunachalam )
"Sollraan, seiraan"
Management Mantra:
These two words just are good enough to understand the importance of Delegation and Implementation. Both are very important to any professionally managed company.

Rajni ' s Punch line (Baasha )
" Naan oru thadavai sonna, nooru thadavai sonna mathuri "
This is a peculiar statement which may even put Peter Drucker to shame.
Management Mantra:
In less than 10 words, he narrates the importance of proper communication skills and listening skills. There should always be clarity and authority in what the management says and the there should be no room for any misinterpretation.


Rajni ' s punch lines in Baba
" Naan lateaa vandalum, latestaa varuven"
Management Mantra:
Even if there is delay in rolling out a product or service, we need to ensure that we deploy the latest methods and technology.

" Asantha adikirathu unga style. Asarama adikirathu Baba style"
Management Mantra:
" It is very important to be pro active than reactive. This is particularly important for Telecom and Credit card companies. You need to be launching pleasant surprises to the consumers before the competitor knows about them.

"Baba counting starts now 1,2,3,… "
Management Mantra:
Here he just narrates the importance of timelines!

Rajni ' s Punch line (Padaiyappa)
"En vazhi thanee vazhi"
Management mantra:
" You need to be different to succeed. Don ' t choose a me too line of business."

Rajni ' s Punch line (Engeyo kaeta kural )
" Kai alavu kasu iruntha athu namma kappathum, athuve kazuthu iruntha atha namma kappathunum"

Management Lesson:
Here he clearly talks about treasury operations and wealth management services. The management should focus on their core business. Investment advice should be left to the wealth management companies or experts. In fact mutual funds should use this punch line to multiply their clientele.