PRICELESS

Adarsh wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Adarsh looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Adarsh asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 am, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Adarsh asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Moral
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

கடமையை செய்..

Whatever your cross
Whatever your pain
There will always be sunshine,
After rain…
Perhaps you may stumble
Perhaps when fall,
But God’s always ready
To answer your call...
He knows every heart aches,
Sees every tear,
A word from his lips,
Can calm every fear…
Your sorrows may linger,
Throughout the night,
But suddenly vanish
In dawn’s early light
The savior is waiting
Somewhere above
To give you his grace
And send you his love,
Whatever your cross
Whatever your pain
“God always sends rainbows…
after the rain…”

முல்லா - குதிரையான கதை

ஒருமுறை ஒரு சமயச் சொற்பொழிவாளர் ஒருவர் தனது அழகான குதிரையை கட்டிவைத்து விட்டு தேவாலயத்திற்குள் சென்றாராம். அப்போது அந்தப் பக்கமாக வந்த முல்லா அந்தக் குதிரையின் அருகில் சென்று "அடடா என்ன அழகான குதிரை!" என்று அதன் அழகை வியந்து அதன் கழுத்தைத் தடவிக்கொடுத்தாராம். அப்போது அங்கு வந்த இன்னொருவன் "முல்லா இது உங்கள் குதிரையா?" என்றானாம்.
இவ்வளவு அழகான குதிரையை தன்னது இல்லையென்று எப்படிச் சொல்வது என்று யோசித்த முல்லா, "ஆமாம், என் குதிரைதான்" என்று முதல் பொய்யைச் சொன்னாராம். "அப்படியானால் இதை எனக்கு விற்றுவிடுகிறீர்களா?" என்றானாம்.
வந்தவன். முல்லாவுக்கு தர்ம சங்கடமாகிவிட்டது. யோசித்தார். அவன் வாங்க முடியாத அளவுக்கு ஒரு விலையைச் சொன்னால் போச்சு என்று அவருக்குத் தோன்றியது. உடனே "பத்தாயிரம் ரூபாய்" என்று சொல்லிவிட்டார்.
தன் குதிரைதான் என்ற பொய்யை காப்பாற்றி ஆகவேண்டுமே? ஆனால் வந்தவனோ, "பத்தாயிரம்தானே, சரி, இந்த அற்புதமான குதிரைக்கு அந்த விலை சரிதான்" என்று சொல்லி, உடனே பத்தாயிரம் ரூபாயை எடுத்துக்கொடுத்தானாம். முல்லா யோசிக்க ஆரம்பித்தார். பத்தாயிரம் ரூபாய். சும்மா வருகிறது. உள்ளேபோன குதிரையின் சொந்தக்காரனோ தூங்குகிறான் போலுள்ளது. விற்றுவிடலாம் என்று முடிவு செய்து குதிரையை அவிழ்த்து கொடுத்தனுப்பினார். அவன் குதிரையோடு போய்விட்டான்.
பணத்தை எண்ணி பாக்கெட்டுக்குள் போட்டுக்கொண்டிருந்த நேரத்தில் உள்ளே போன குதிரையின் சொந்தக்காரன் வெளியே வந்தானாம். யோசிக்கக்கூட நேரமில்லாத சூழ்நிலையில் உடனே முல்லா தனது வாய்க்குள் கொஞ்சம் புல்லைப் போட்டுக்கொண்டு, தன் கழுத்தைச் சுற்றி கயிற்றைகட்டிக் கொண்டாராம்.
சொந்தக்காரனோ, பயந்தும் குழம்பியும், முல்லாவிடம் வந்து, "என் குதிரை எங்கே? நீங்கள் யார்?" என்றானாம். அதற்கு முல்லா," நான்தான் உன்குதிரை. நான் விபச்சாரம் செய்ததால் இறைவன் என்மீது கோபித்து என்னைக் குதிரையாக்கிவிட்டான். இப்போது எனக்கு சாபவிமோசனம் கிடைத்து விட்டது. மறுபடியும் மனிதனாகிவிட்டேன்" என்றாராம். அதைக்கேட்ட அந்த சொற்பொழிவாளனுக்கு ரொம்ப பயமாகிவிட்டது. தெய்வக்கோபம் ஒரு மனிதனை மிருகமாக்கிவிடுமா? உடனே மண்டி போட்டு இறைவனிடம் தன் பாபங்களுக்காக தன்னை மன்னிக்கும்படி உருக்கமாக வேண்டினானாம். பிறகு முல்லாவைப் பார்த்து, " சகோதரனே, நடந்தது நடந்துவிட்டது. இனி நீங்கள் உங்கள் ஊருக்குப் போய்விடுங்கள். நான் சந்தையில் போய் வேறு குதிரை வாங்கிக்கொள்கிறேன்." என்று சொல்லி சந்தைக்குச் சென்றானாம்.
அங்கே போனால் சந்தையில் அவனுடைய குதிரையே நின்று கொண்டிருந்தது விற்கப்படுவதற்காக! அதைப்பார்த்ததும் அவனுக்கு பயம் பிடித்துக்கொண்டது. குதிரையின் அருகில் சென்று மெதுவாக அதன் காதில், "என்ன முல்லா, மறுபடியுமா? இவ்வளவு சீக்கிரமாகவா?" என்றானாம்!

Trust is not in its bind, but in its bond

Here is a short story with a beautiful message…

A Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

Love & Marriage . . .

One day, Plato asked his teacher, "What is love? How can I find it?"

His teacher answered, "There is a vast wheat field in front. Walk forward without turning back, and pick only one stalk. If you find the most magnificent stalk, then you have found love."

Plato walked forward, and before long, he returned with empty hands, having picked nothing.

His teacher asked, "Why did you not pick any stalk?"

Plato answered, "Because I could only pick once, and yet I could not turn back. I did find the most magnificent stalk, but did not know if there were any better ones ahead, so I did not pick it. As I walked further, the stalks that I saw were not as good as the earlier one, so I did not pick any in the end.

His teacher then said, "And that is love."

On another day, Plato asked his teacher, "What is marriage?How can I Find it?"

His teacher answered, "There is a thriving forest in front. Walk forward without turning back, and chop down only one tree. If you find the tallest tree, then you have found marriage".

Plato walked forward, and before long, he returned with a tree. The tree was not thriving, and it was not tall either. It was only an ordinary tree.

His teacher asked, "Why did you chop down such an ordinary tree?"

Plato answered, "Because of my previous experience. I had walked through the field, but returned with empty hands. This time, I saw this tree, and I felt that it was not bad, so I chopped it down and brought it back. I did not want to miss the opportunity."

His teacher then said, "And that is marriage. You see son Love is the most beautiful thing to happen to a person, its an opportunity but you don't realize its worth when you have it but only when its gone like the field of stalks. Marriage is like the tree you chopped, it's a compromise . . .".

வினாச காலே விபரீத புத்தி !

ஆமோஸ்க்கு பிரபலமாகனும் ஆயிரக்கணக்கான பேர் அவன பார்க்கனும்னு ஆசை.

அதனால விபரீதமா சிந்திச்சி, ஒருநாள் பிரபலமான நடிகர் நடிகைகளுக்கு முன்னால தூக்கு போட முயற்சி பண்ணினான். ஆனா இத யாருமே கண்டுக்காம அவன திட்டிட்டாங்க.

உடனே கோவம் வந்து 3 பேர கொலை பண்ணிட்டான் ஆமோஸ்.

பத்திரிக்கைகள் கேமராக்கள் அவன செய்தியாக்க.. சட்டம் அவன பயங்கர கொலகாரன்னு சொல்லி தூக்கு தண்டனை கொடுத்திடுச்சு..

இப்போ ஆமோஸ் பலஆயிரம் பேரு பாக்க தூக்குல தொங்கப்போறான்.

This is a story of Everyone . . .

Long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took anap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play withhim. Time went by... the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore."

The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."

"Sorry, but I don't have money... but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money."

The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play with me" the tree said.

"I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"

"Sorry, but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house."

So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. "Come and play with me!" the tree said.

"I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"

"Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."

So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you... " the tree said.

"I don't have teeth to bite" the boy replied.

"No more truck for you to climb on"

"I am too old for that now" the boy said.

"I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying roots" the tree said with tears.

"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years." The boy replied.

"Good..! Old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. Come, Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears . . .


The moral of the story................This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad...

When we grow up, we leave them... only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.

No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy.

You may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parents . . .

INDIAN HELL

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He was told, "
First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day "
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries...
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell...

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, " What do they do here ?" He was told, " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."

" But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here ?" asked the man.

" Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,,-- someone has stolen all the nails from the bed-- and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen !!

Don't Give Your Time to others-Do It Now (DIN)

A turtle family went on a picnic. The turtles, being naturally slow about things,took seven years to prepare for their outings. Finally the Turtle family left homelooking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it.For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket,and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would bea disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years, Six years... Then in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and began to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, "SEE I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt."

Lesson Learned: Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our expectations. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we don't do anything ourselves . . .